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Recent Game Medals

Blocktorock 10 Points 04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield Medal Stats.
Projectile Power 10 Points 04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it Medal Stats.
One Step Too Far 25 Points Save the witch doctor Medal Stats.
Gut Reaction 25 Points Get past the triceratops Medal Stats.
SECRET MEDAL 25 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
Firestarter 25 Points Escape the raptor Medal Stats.
Education, Education, Education 5 Points Go to a lesson Medal Stats.
Too Much Fud 5 Points Be sick Medal Stats.
Super Drinker 10 Points Drink all 3 types of drink Medal Stats.
Stylish Prat 10 Points Wear a different costume Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 340 (From 77 different games.)

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Having problems with puke? Here's what to do.
First, you shit your brains out as hard as you can. This is the first step to recovery.
Second, you whine and squeal to your mother, she'll want to hear this right away to ask if you want to go to the hospital.
Third, you decline her offer, and grab your old kite.
Fourth, attach said kite to a bicycle, and ride that bicycle, by this logic, you should be eighty feet in the air within ten minutes.
Fifth, go to space, make sure you brought your giant airplane, you're going to need it.
Sixth, you sit on your airplane, punch in the glass and shout, "Onward and upward!" This will kill everyone in the plane, but don't worry! They're not important to you right now.
Seventh, you make your grand escape, crash the plane back into Earth, then rob a bank.
Eighth, you leave the bank unharmed, walk home, and repeat until satisfied.

If you have done this process ten times, you will look like the item listed below.

Throw-up and what to do about it.

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